loki-ten: i alternate daily between being an introverted pretentious intellectual and a 5 year old child
picking my kid up from school in 25 years
me: yo shawty, leggoo
kid: mom, please not this again
me: stop being a hater. yolo
kid: you're embarrassing me
malalutalica: Svima ću pričati da moje ljeto si.
odairitis: I’m so unphotogenic what am I going to do when I’m famous
My thoughts during an exam:
Me: okay here we go
Me: wtf is this question
Me: what sort of name is Ajaba?!
Me: why is that invigilator looking at me?
Me: Maybe he thinks I'm cheating
Me: PLEASE DON'T DISQUALIFY ME
Me: oh god, my handwriting is so messy
Me: what if the examinor can't read my writing
Me: nOW YOU'RE JUST SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOW
Me: what if a mad gunman entered the room right now?
Me: ok concentrate
Me: oh yeah i'm a bloody genius
Me: oh fuck what is this question?!
Me: okay i'm finished
Me: why is everyone else still writing??!
Me: what are they writing that i'm not?!
Me: maybe i should write some more
Invigilator: 5 minutes left
Me: oh fuck
I love the Gotye lyrics
viola-odorata: Ne, nisi ti bezosjećajna. Ti želiš da drugi tako misle, da te ne mogu povrijediti ma što god da ti učine. Tvrdoglavi stvore, pa tako nećeš ništa postići ..